Intro

Here's the story.
I made a deal with my friend, and long story short, I'm reading the twilight series.
I am a guy. Don't judge me.
This is my honest opinion about the series.
Im not going to be like every other stereotypical male, saying how it sucks, how it's gay, how Edward is a 108 year-old virgin.(Seriously though?)
I'm not quite sure if i'm looking forward to the series yet. I guess we'll see.
And as I sit here eating my smokie, which is basically a huge hot dog, I finish my intro.
I look forward to sharing my sarcastic comments with you all.